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Anyway, I was heading back to the room we'd had the party in, after my shower, hoping to see if there were any of those cupcakes left over I could snag for a midnight snack. Or - like more accurately a two in the morning snack.

Or I suppose, more more accurately, a 9:37am snack.

Whatever the time actually was, there weren't any cupcakes left, which was a disappointment, so I just grabbed myself a glass of water and went back to my room.

Except I was really tired, and on painkillers, and if I'm being honest - a little drunk, and I walked into the wrong room.

In my defense, all the doors looked the same!

Anyway, walking in on yourself masturbating is by far the weirdest thing ever.

Don't recommend it.

I'm going to need so much therapy…