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Notes
Eeeeeeee, my command was used as the update subtitle!
*Grins like a maniac*
It was just so appropriate.
Ah, but writing your way out of awkward & impossible situations is part of the Magic of Forum Adventuring! Whatever doesn't kill your story makes it stronger! Or is that stranger? I can never remember…
Normally I agree! This was, hopefully, a unique scenario.