> You're now in an episode of doctor who.
"If we were, for example, currently in a Doctor Who episode," suggests Bina, with the exaggerated caution of someone attempting to defuse a landmine. "What would happen next?"
"Uh… well," says Amie, feeling it out. "I guess we did just do a lot of exposition so…"

All you need is a monster (or several)
"Mayhem?"
>>screams commence as new wishes are fulfilled
Which is about when the screaming starts.
Notes
>Nah, the author's better than that. Right?
You would think that, but no.